Sources say the former president was spotted on a boat near the infamous island prison, where he allegedly tried throw somechunks to a massive crocodile. Witnesses say that Trump perhaps got a little a bit personal with the animal, resulting in some nervouschuckles. The {entireaffair was captured on video, and the footage have instantly gone viral online.

• We don't know why Trump
• went to the prison island
• people are theorizing that he wastrying to make a statement

Hot off the Press: The Donald and the Danger Lizards!

A shocking development is unfolding at Mar-a-Lago as we speak/right now/at this very moment. Sources report that former President T.D. has encountered a pack of highly venomous lizards, said to be mutated by radiation/the result of government experiments/escaped from Area 51.

Local reporters claim to have seen the former leader grappling with the creatures, wielding a golf club. The situation is still developing/unfolding/sketchy, and we await official statements from the White House.

Stay tuned for more updates on this bizarre event!

Big T's Wild Tour of Alcatraz

Get ready for a wild ride, folks! Trump is hitting the rock/island/prison like never before in a tour/experience/adventure they're calling the Gator Gauntlet. Sources say he's planning on showing off/lecturing about/taking control of the island, wearing a MAGA hat the whole time. He's even said he will put in a gold-plated bidet during his visit. This ain't your grandma's tour of Alcatraz, folks. Brace yourselves!

• Will Trump be able to handle the cold?/Will Alcatraz stand up to Trump?/Can anyone stop Trump?
• Stay tuned for updates on this crazy story!/Follow us for all the latest Trump news!/Don't miss out on this wild ride!

Gator Jail? Definitely, Declares the Donald

Folks, lemme tell ya somethin'. The swamp down in Florida is gettin' out of hand. They got these alligators runnin' free. And what do they do? Nothing! They just let 'em wander around. But not me, I wouldn't stand for that. We gotta make an example of these reptiles. That's why I say we gotta build a gator jail - Alcatraz for alligators, folks! That's what makes America great, takin' dealin' with the tough stuff.

• Drain the Swamp!

The Don's Wild Ride: Presidential GATOR Safari!

This ain't your typical fundraiser, folks. The website President himself is hitting the glades on a wild adventure. That's right, we're talking about Trumpfacing off against alligators. Sources say he's packing his favorite hat and ready to unleash some swamp-justice. Will he make a deal with the biggest gator in the swamp? Only time will tell!

Can You Believe This?! Trump Goes Cage Diving With Gators

Folks, you are totally gonna believe this! The Donald himself, former Prez Trump, has decided to take a wild journey. He's swapping his golf clubs for some serious bravery and is jumping into a tank full of vicious alligators! Rumor has it that this whole thing was his idea.

What could possibly go wrong?? Only time will tell.